January 2012
3 posts
Ludacris to open airport eatery called Chicken &... →
YES.
Jan 5th
http://www.theatlasphere.com/dating →
This is my nightmare.
Jan 4th
Jan 2nd
December 2011
2 posts
Taylor Swift Drinking Game:
Drink every time she mentions: Sidewalk/pavement Rain Being exclusively off her guard for you 2am Running fingers through hair Green Eyes Passenger Seat Smile Finish your drink if she steals your man by the end of the song (This drinking game brought to you by the miller lite we found in the parking lot) *finish two drinks if Jessica crys
Dec 2nd
Nandos "Last Dictator Standing" directed by Dean... →
Dec 2nd
November 2011
2 posts
Happy Sandwich Day!
Celebrate with something delicious! 
Nov 4th
101 Pringle Flavors From Around The World →
Nov 3rd
October 2011
2 posts
Oct 7th
http://www.themaidofhonorguide.com/ →
This is now my life. SO EXCITED. Such a beautiful couple.
Oct 7th
September 2011
3 posts
End of an (incredibly trivial) era
My Alan Rickman poster has finally ripped. Now must search internet to find replacement. 
Sep 19th
Sep 15th
Waffle House
Never will this ever make sense to me. Why would you “cover” something in cheese and “smother” it in onions. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?  And while we’re at it, “chunked ham” sounds like something I wouldn’t want anywhere near my food.  I could go on for days about the complexities of the Waffle House menu. (Full disclosure: 95%...
Sep 14th
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August 2011
1 post
Aug 6th
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July 2011
5 posts
Jul 21st
Jul 21st
Cash Cab... of Death →
Jul 20th
pizza: omg science social media buzzword google+ →
natmat: Two nights ago I ran out of 30 Rock episodes that were readily available to watch on the internet for free. Last night, in an attempt to figure out what TV show to watch next and do some REAL LIFE science, I asked for show recommendations on Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Formspring. In… I’m gonna be honest I’m a little drunk so I TLDR this but seriously?!...
Jul 11th
A well due update. →
Soulja Boy is a lyrical genius. He is the Ke$ha of rap.
Jul 11th
June 2011
1 post
pizza: hdr photography. without a tripod and with... →
natmat: aka, how you’re not supposed to do it. The story: I pulled a Forrest Gump today and ran* to the ocean**, and then I turned around and ran back. I also took some photoz, which Forrest Gump didn’t do, and I also didn’t grow a beard, sooooo. I don’t know where I’m going with this. The… I’m really impressed you can do these so well without photomatix. When I used to try...
Jun 12th
May 2011
16 posts
May 27th
Jessica describing my perfect man
facial hair, good dresser, nerdy, really funny
chest hair too.
well duuur
May 26th
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Jessica describing my perfect man
facial hair, good dresser, nerdy, really funny
May 26th
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natmat: @rehensl i #fuckinglove you. #lolololololol #nothingmakessense WHO THE FUCK CARES. YOU’RE ALL I NEED. #LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
May 24th
We (Jess and I) try and use the internet
that is 100% the most amazing thing thats ever been said #inthecategoryofthingsineededtohear
yay! also, confession wtf is this # thing, i'm totally out of this loop.
IDK OMG IDK
ahahahahahahah
i was just using context clues
May 24th
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May 20th
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I had a weird year this year. I lost some friends and I gained some friends. I try not to be too personal on here (mostly cause I know no one besides Karen or Nat reads it) but I honestly want to be appreciative to the amazing people I met. Jessica Oeller you are amazing and I can’t imagine a junior year without all of the drama, even if it sucked.  (And I know sucked is relative) I am so...
May 18th
pizza: two things: →
natmat: 1. That moment where you’re staying in the guest bedroom at a friend or relative’s place and you’re getting ready to leave and the bedsheets are all strewn about and so you attempt to make the bed all nice like it was before you slept in it but you know that your host will just be remaking it… I have one thing to say to this: Trishna Narula.
May 18th
Men With Mustaches Make More Money →
Like making yourself attractive to me wasn’t enough of a reason to grow a mustache. har har har.
May 17th
NATALIE MATTISON.
If you don’t update your tumblr with some interesting fact or story about your life I’m going to stop talking to you on aim. I may or may not also take away your skype privileges.
May 16th
Matching X-Men On Real Dating Sites: An Experiment... →
May 13th
May 2nd
May 2nd
GOAL
Use This: In This: (Dodge Magnum) While eating this: With this guy:
May 1st
April 2011
19 posts
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
Screw. Finals.
The Tourist is an extremely underrated movie. I don’t care what anyone says, Johnny Depp is charming. Back to Law and Economics now
Apr 27th
Apr 26th
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WatchWatch
End of Junior Year :’(
Apr 26th
“so dis mif neighbor of mine waz followin me round my neighborhood now i KNOW if...”
– My middle school boy friend. (via rehensl) Dat bitch bein a strait fo. u shuld hv nevr bruken up wit him (via karenonmywaywardson) I regret the decision everyday of my life.
Apr 24th
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“so dis mif neighbor of mine waz followin me round my neighborhood now i KNOW if...”
– My middle school boy friend.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
Perry sets days of prayer for rain →
I hope this isn’t his only plan.
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
Back to the Future: Irina Werning →
Apr 21st
Lawrence of my labia!
karenonmywaywardson: Sex and the City 2 is my new favorite movie. I refuse to watch anything else. Unless it’s the first Sex and the City movie. Quality all around on this one Karen.
Apr 21st
SO MUCH FUN. YAY 4CHAN. →
Apr 19th
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