January 2011
37 posts
“Regan Hensler. Posting Bullshit Daily.”
– Jessica’s description of my blog.
Jan 29th
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http://bangabledudesinhistory.blogspot.com/ →
Making history fun again!
Jan 27th
Jan 25th
What the Fuck Nelly
“Nelly took a trip from the Lou to Neptunes Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms”
Jan 24th
http://www.shot-cakes.com/ →
I have never wanted to be in Massachusetts more in my entire life. Edit: I just discovered this is located right next to a Chick Fila. Life goal: be a fat homeless person there. Natalie Mattison when I come visit you this is where we’re going for our romantic date.
Jan 23rd
Things I’ve done today: procrastinated napping. Fuck yeah productivity.
Jan 22nd
A Song About Connor Buckley
All he does is haze haze haze no matter what Got brotherhood on his mind He can never get enough Every time he steps into the frat Everybody yells hey fag! And they stand there And they stand there Written by: Vina, Jessica, and Myself. (Sung with Love)
Jan 21st
Thomas: I just watched a whole class ragequit on note taking.
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
Economics of Faking Ecstasy →
I love any economics papers on human behavior and citing When Harry Met Sally is particularly fantastic. Side note: If the warning on page 8 is a pun I think I might be in love with Hugo Mialon.
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
Natalie Mattison This Is For You.
Good examples of this include: Ewan Mcgregor, Brad Pitt, and Ryan Gosling. Hugh Jackman is always my exception to everything.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
pizza: all-nighters and airplanes →
natmat: rehensl: natmat: My favorite part of pulling an all-nighter is looking back, at the end of the second day you’ve been awake, to the morning of the previous day and thinking, “damn, I haven’t slept since then.” For me, it was waking up around noon, and deciding to have a bowl of Lucky Charms for lunch.* It seems… 1. The best part of all-nighters is finally going to sleep. 2. Yay...
Jan 18th
pizza: all-nighters and airplanes →
natmat: My favorite part of pulling an all-nighter is looking back, at the end of the second day you’ve been awake, to the morning of the previous day and thinking, “damn, I haven’t slept since then.” For me, it was waking up around noon, and deciding to have a bowl of Lucky Charms for lunch.* It seems… 1. The best part of all-nighters is finally going to sleep. 2. Yay you’re...
Jan 18th
A Brief Text Conversation Between Jess and Me
Jess: If you say "beer can" with a British accent you are also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
Me: That is genuinely hilarious. So is the sitcom esq misunderstanding between a Jamaican waiter and a British patron that im imagining in my head.
Jess: Whooa real world application!
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Jan 15th
Only Part of this is True
When times are especially hard or confusing I like to imagine I’m a character in the movie of my life. This can get particularly weird if I’m imagining an action movie. People never understand why I’m punching them.
Jan 15th
pizza: enchiladas are overrated →
natmat: That’s how I feel right now. Yeah, there was a time in my life where I’d be all like, WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ENCHILADAS ARE THE BESTTTTTTTTT but it’s not now. I’ve grown up and moved to the northern frozen wasteland where the yankees barely know enchiladas exist.* My problem is the chips. You… The amount of times we’ve had this conversation is ridiculous. I genuinely...
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
Zodiac Signs Change
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/astrology-controversy-zodiac-sign-wrong/story?id=12609264 An astrological controversy erupted online Thursday after a newspaper article suggested that the dates that determine the Zodiac signs had shifted by about a month, throwing millions of believers into self-doubt and panic. This is by far the dumbest thing that’s ever happened. My heart goes out...
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Jan 11th
FUCK BLACK SWAN
Go see True Grit instead (or really anything else)
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
pizza: Let's read through this HP7 review. →
natmat: This was at: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,2031721,00.html I found myself disagreeing with just about every sentence. So I wrote a blog post. We’ve been through a lot, we Potterites. In the 13 years since the publication of the first book in J.K. Rowling’s septology… Thats it. We’re getting married and I’m not taking no for an answer.
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
“Bridalplasty is an American reality TV show where 12 women compete to win a dream wedding and plastic surgery procedures.” …Seriously? Seriously?!
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